Rate My Joke's #1 - Mamma's Boy.?

Question

Hey Guys, I want to be a Stand-up comedian and I need some help. Please tell me if you think this is funny. Thanks

Mamma's Boy - I am a big time Mamma's Boy. I go to my mother for everything. Advice with women, money, gas, shelter, money for drugs...She doesn't know.

Answer 1

hey... it good stuff man.. You just gotta focus on how you deliver it.. Most of the **** dane cook says if FREAKEN RETARTED!! but the way he says it.. acts it out.. and doesnt try too hard makes it genius!!

it willwork.. just Pause between each one and make sure u get ur Point across.. and have it relate to something just dont bring it out into the blue...   make sure u talk about a small drug addiction then mention ur a mammas boy and deliver it like that.

Answer 2

So when are you going to tell us the funny part?

Answer 3

I think I get it....Maybe it depends on the delivery ;)

Answer 4

I RATE IT NOT GOOD......NOT FUNNY.....AND HOW OLD ARE YOU ANYWAYS?......CUZ I THINK THAT GUYS DO GET OLD ENOUGH TO STOP RELYING ON THEIR MOMS FOR ANSWERS/HELP WITH EVERYTHING  

Answer 5

What's supposed to be funny about it?

What about,

"I was behind this girl in line at the 7/11 one day, I thought 'd**n! I'd hit that!' then I saw her face and thought, 'Yeah! With my car..."

-audiance laughs-

"Pft. Then back up and run over her again."

Answer 6

not funny (no offense)

Answer 7

plain