Rate these yo mommas.1-10?

Question

yo mommas so fat she has to hula hoop the equator.

yo mommas so fat she had to get batized at sea world.

yo mommas so fat,she gave the hospital stretch marks.

yo mommas so fat,whenever we go to the drive in we dress her up like a chevrolet so she gets in for free.

Answer 1

I give it a solid 6.

Answer 2

a solid 1 for all of them.

Answer 3

the last one is a 4 or a 5 the rest are zero's!!!  

Answer 4

8

6

5

8

Answer 5

1

2

1

1

Answer 6

I'd say 1 for the first 3 and  for the last two. Yo momma, jokes are supposed to be lame, LOL.

Answer 7

Don't quit your day job :-)

Answer 8

4

4

1

2