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Question

whats the differance between micheal jackson and a gorcery bag?

one is made of plastic and dangerous for little kids to play with, and the other you put groceries in.

its not my joke, but i thought it was really funny XD

Answer 1

A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself,

"Two plus five, the son of a bittc. is seven.

Three plus six, the son of a bittc. is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you

teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the sonof a bittc. is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.

Answer 2

Not my joke but a friends.

A guy is shopping, he gets up the cashier girl, then remembers he forgets his condoms so he says

"Dang i forgot my condoms, can you voice over for someone to get them?"

She says "Sure what size?"

He says "I don't know"

She says "Drop your pants."

She feels him up and says "Large box of condoms to isle 12"

Another guy sees him get felt so he wants it too. He goes and does the same, he says he forgot his condoms. She says

"Drop your pants"

"Medium Box of Condoms to isle 12"

A teenager sees that and hes never been with a real girl before so he goes up and does the same. She does the same again :

"Drop your pants"

Voice over: "Clean up isle 12."

I thought it was hilarious.

**Star for you btw**

Answer 3

6   and its actually why did michael jackson go to k mart: he saw a sign that said boys pants half off

Answer 4

A man walks into a restaurant... you listening a man walks into a restaurant and orders some soup. The waiter brings him some soup. The man ask the waiter to taste the soup.

The man ask "Waiter will you please taste the soup."

The waiter ask " Is there something wrong with the soup?"

The man say " Waiter will you please taste the soup."

The waiter says " Is the soup too hot?"

The man says "Waiter will you please taste the soup."

The waiter say " Is the soup too cold?"

The man says " Waiter will you please just taste the soup."

The waiter say " Okay I"ll taste the soup. Were's the spoon?"

A ha A ha...

Answer 5

Oh my gosh, I LOVE this joke! I give it a 1,000,000 and a Star!

Answer 6

I would give your joke a 8.5

One day a Omish mother and daughter were riding down a road in a bugee pulled by a horse.The daughter looks to the mother and says "Mother my hands are cold", The mother replies "Just put your hands between your legs and they are sure to warm up".So the daughter takes her mothes advice and puts her hands between her legs,and soon enough her hands were warm.

The next day the same daughter was riding in the same bugee with one of the town omish boys.When the boy looks torwards the daughter and says "My nose is cold".The daughter tells the boy "just put your nose between my legs and it will soon warm up".So the boy puts his nose between her legs and soon enough his nose is warm.

The next day the daughter and the same boy was in the bugee again when the boy looks to the daughter and says "My p***s is cold".The daughter tells the boy "Just put it right here between my legs and it will sure to warm up"

( they had s*x)

The day after that the mother was riding into town on the bugee with her daughter when the daughter looks at her mom and asks "Mother what is a p***s?" The mother pulls on the horses reigns and comes to a complete stop.Looks at her daughter and shouts "What did you just ask? Where did you hear that from?" The daughter just looked at her mother and said "i dont know what they are but when they warm up they get really messy."

Well that is my joke i hoped you liked it!!!

Answer 7

haha

what type of bees make milk?

boo-bees

get it?

Answer 8

funny,

what do michael jackson and Kmart have in common?

Boys pants half off.

edit

star for you my friend *star*

Answer 9

I don't find it funny,

but hey, I'm a proud MJ fan.

I'm sorry, its not my fault that I don't believe the garbage the media claims to be true.

Answer 10

blondes were having a discussion that the dumb blonde myth is wrong. so the main blonde called a little girl and asked her 100+12 she answered 122 so the man said i am sorry thats wrong. so the blonde crowd shouted give her another chance. so the man asked 10+4 she answered 18. so he said wrong and the blonde crowd shouted give her another chance. so the man asked 2+2. the girl thought for a while and then said 4 and the crowd shouted give her another chance.