Rate your spouse. Combine all their assets and rank them from 1-10. Count their looks, personality, humor,?

Question

sexuality, physical attractiveness, anything. I give my wife, moo moo lovins a -5 for making me have s*x with her, a -7 for looks, a -4 for phys. attractiveness, a 10 for finances ($10 mil. trust fund!) and a 1 for her humor. Her belly chuckle makes me laugh even as it disgusts me. So that makes her a -1. Not as bad as I thought. Yes, you can do negatives too. Have fun.

Answer 1

you idiot, why are you with her then? Stupid question if you ask me. I love my husband and I dont see a reason to rate him since he is the Best. get a life and learn to use it, you moran.

Answer 2

Hi; i won't go into detail, but aaahh, lets see; i rate my spouse about a 1 (after 30 yrs it don't get no better..lol)

Answer 3

-10 :) my husband is unattractive all around!

Answer 4

somehow after all the math, i wound up in the negative

Answer 5

in contrast to moo wife, you would have rated me:

-5 for not letting you touch me, watching you beggggg....

10 + for looks, little does that help you tho,

+ 10 for intensly gorgeous perfect shape, again, sucks for you...

about 7 for finances, would not include you in the pre nup....

and around 8 for sense of humor, since i married someone like you!

When i laugh, it is because you asked for s*x again, lol

and if I was MOO MOO LOVINS< i would throw away all the hostess kingdongs and fried chicken your brought home,after your sexual adventures, to keep me fat, and that way no other man would want me, so YOU could have MY money,

and I  would lose that weight, get some reconstructive surgery, kick your nasty a s s out , use my money to make me a new life, and find-someone ELSE.

I would rate you on all scales ___a big FAT NEGATIVE 100,000,000,000,000.

Talk about sleepin with the ENEMY.

Answer 6

I give my hubby a 6 for six feet under.  He was murdered!

Answer 7

I wont even answer this question , you're an idiot.

Not even a funny idiot.

thanx for 2 pts. it was a pleasure

Answer 8

My husband  is a 10!!! he is just great

Answer 9

My husband is a 10 and you are a 0.

Answer 10

Hmm.  My husband gets an 8 for looks, a 10 for physical attractiveness, a 7 for finances, and a 10 for humor.

Guess that makes him an 8-9 average.  Lucky me. ;)

Answer 11

Looks................. 10

Personality.........4 (he's a whiner, a 4 is me being nice)

Sexuality..............10+

Physical Attractiveness.........Isn't this the same as looks?  10

Finances.............1

Now am I adding these numbers together and finding an average?  I'm confused, but it was fun:)

Answer 12

LOL hiya Frank!

As for my hubby, Some days he is a 3... but most days hes a 12.

Answer 13

Sexuality a 9.5...there is always room for improvement

Physical attractiveness 8...again, always room for improvement

Finances 3...that's why my money is mine.

Humor...6.5  hes ok funny, but doesn't give me the belly chuckles

Parenting skills 7...he passes for a father and has improved greatly but can still improve.

Im sort of mad at him right now though so I guess its a good thing he's not bad in the sack.  

Answer 14

totally corny but I rank hubby a 10

Answer 15

337,583,826,284,836,251,829,494,859,685,...

Did you say "add" or multiply?  :)))  At any rate, she is WAY off any 1-10 scale.

Answer 16

He would have a minus in finance (handling money) except that he is so entertaining that it saves us a ton of money.  Although he is a big guy and likes to come across  as a heman (carrying the most building material, being called an animal by co-workers and boss yelling at him to slow down) He dry heaves when he changes the garbage, the bats in our yard leave everyone alone except him because he squeals and runs and once even wiped out, is really ticklish and a good sport about it,  and can spot any spider saying it is coming to get him, so he gets a 10 in finance due to savings in entertainment and constant laughs.  He gets a 10 in sexuality because if there was a naked lady on a logging truck he would be more apt to notice and comment on how much firewood that would be and that suits me fine.  He gets a 10 for companionship because he's not real talkitive so it makes me think he's listening .  He gets a 10 for physical attractiveness coz I can access it when I want.  He gets a minus for losing his keys and loudly cussing at things he's fixing but he gets a 10 for not cussing at or losing me.  So 10.  Null and void tomorrow ha,ha.

Answer 17

Frank, I'd rather rate you.

Give you 10 for your sense of humor, 10 for your vivid imaginations,  and 10 for your creative writing ability.

I guess you are a bored man who loves your wife dearly. She's such a lucky lady. I wish I had a trust fund too so I could have someone to entertain me 24/7. (In return, I'll allow him to have 7 mistresses.)

Answer 18

you are a mess frank

Answer 19

It's kind of sad that you give your wife almost all negative numbers, but a 10 for her money. Really sad that you married someone for money, I hope she made you sign a prenup.

Anyway, I give my hubby a 10. He's attractive, has a great sense of humor, understands me, wants to be with me, helps me around the house, and makes me feel special.