Rats and trains?

Question

I travel to rat shows with my rats. I have them in a container. What do I do if security ask me to open it?

Answer 1

Tell them whats in the box and if they still want to look open it very slowly.

Answer 2

try opening the lid.

Answer 3

Warn the people who want to see whats in the box, and say that if the rats escape that it's their responcibility...Also hope that if your rats do escape that there is not a station cat about.

Answer 4

This has to be done in a very carefull procedure. The order of acting is very important. The slightest misstep may have serious concequences. But anyway good luck, you do the following, all in a time limit of 2 minuts. I've shorterned the official version into 30 easy steps.

1. Look at your watch.

2. Keep sitting for 9 seconds

3. Look at your watch again

4. Open the window

5. Don't make eye contact

6. Stand up slowely

7. Look at your watch

8. Take the container which you had to open.

9. Make the impression that your irritated

10. Keep your coat tight.

11. Make eye contact

12. Pretend that your going to run

13. Trow your coat

14. Say: "I really don't want to do this"

15. Take the red hammer next to you (those which are attached on the walls of the train)

16. Trow the container out of the open window

17. Look at your watch.

18. Break the glas.

19. Wait 3 seconds, or you may injure yourself

20. Jump out of the train.

21. Look if the train slowes down

22. Walk/Run 300 meters back, here your container will have landed.

23. Wrip your shirt apart and use twigs as spalks and bandage, in case of severe rat injuries.

24. Look at your watch.

25. Drink a beer, this is going to be a long night....

26. Call your parents.

27. Look at your watch

28. Wait for approx. 3 hours

29. Get into the car of your parents.

30. Blame it on the terrorists.

Answer 5

Remember you are only allowed to take two small domestic pets with you free of charge on the railway, above that you must pay a fare. The container they travel in should comply with the regulations on transport and welfare of animals. If a member of staff or BTP ask you to open the cage for examination, warn them what is within, they may then only have a safe look and check.  Also remember the container cannot occupy a seat and must be either carried on your lap or on the floor.

Answer 6

Not sure! I will have to ratify that! Lol

Answer 7

Just mention the plague of 1665.  That might put them off.