Re: TIME TRAVEL can you write,just 4 fun, an amusing little tale that includes as many of these ....? ?

Question

lines as possible?

1. I TOLD you not to push that button!

2. Whooooooooooooa, daddy-o.

3. Uh,huh. Uh,huh. So you're saying this is August 20, ______?

4. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get sick.

5. Don't look now, but I think I just saw a ____________!

6. Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?

7. Yeah, well, history is gonna change.

8. If my calculations are correct, we are in DEEP YOGURT !!

9. He's a neanderthal. Deal with it.

10. Do you have NO concept of time?

11. Hmmmmm. I could get used to this.

12. Uhhhhhh.......all I can say is ........ I'm sorry.

Answer 1

Xander and Willie missed school yesterday because of a time travel incident, read the note in hasty handwriting. If you do not believe this note, it continued, please check the drawer in front of you...but whatever you do...DON'T PUSH THE BUTTON.

"Are you boys high right now," asked Ms. Cranstinople. She pushed her glasses down and sighed before continuing, "This has to be one of the worst absence excuses that I've seen in a long time. It doesn't even have the right date! Do you have NO concept of time? Well?"

"No, Ms. Cranst'nople We're not high. That note is true. Honest!"

"Whoooooooooa, daddy-o, did you already forget about that doobie you smoked before writing this?"

"It's true," they shouted. Just look in your drawer if you don't believe us"

"Why should I bother," she said as she slowly began to open the drawer. "First of all there is no button in my drawer, and second..." she paused as she caught sight of something odd in her desk drawer.

"See!!! We told you...it's true! There's the button. Just like the note said. Can we go to class now?"

"How did you boys get this button in my drawer," she questioned them suspiciously.

"We traveled through time and put it there right before you got to work this morning. It's easy really...we just missed school for a day...that's all. I guess we could go back in time and make up the day if you really want us too."

"This is ridiculous," Ms. Cranstinople said and began reaching towards the button.

"Don't push that button," the boys uttered in unison.

"I will push this button and then I'll take you to the principal immediately after," she said and began reaching towards the button again.

"Just remember, I TOLD you not to push that button," said one of the boys half covering his eyes.

Ms. Cranstinople looked at the button warily. "And just what will happen if I do might I ask," she asked.

"You'll travel back in time and the date on our note will be correct. It was a last resort to prove we are telling the truth. But if my calculations are correct , we [will also be] in deep yogurt. Please just take our word for it and let us get to class."

"You know what," Ms. Cranstinople said as she closed the drawer, "I'm going to let you kids get to class....but not because I believe your story. Only because I like your style. Now get out of here before I change my mind."

"Thank you, Ms Cranst'nople they beckoned as they ran off down the hall."

"Kids these days," she said as she reopened her drawer, and thought to herself, I hate this job and if this button works then...Yeah, well, history is gonna change!

Ms. Cranstinople pressed the button.

Answer 2

The still-smoking machine tumbled onto the grassy expanse and fell to pieces, spilling its three occupants helter-skelter.

After a moment:

      "You numbskull, I TOLD you not to push that button!"

      -Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?-

     "Maybe this will refresh your memory!"

         (the sound of a slap)

     -Uhhhh...all I can say is...I'm sorry, Moe.-

     "Sorry, huh? And look at Curley--he's still out cold! Say a few syllables kid!

        ...Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?...

      "You too? Get up outta there! Do you have no concept of time?"

       ...Soitenly!--It's time for lunch!...

               (a loud boink)

       ...I'm a victim of soicumstance!...

        -Hey Moe--Where are we?-

          "If my calculations are correct, we are in DEEP YOGURT!!"

         ...Is that anything like that movie where---

                  (a slap, followed by the coink of a fist on the head)

         -Hey, fellahs, don't look now, but I think I just saw a cave man!-

        "Cave man? Use your intellect! That's a Neanderthal!"

        ...It would be better if he was a Cro-Magnon!...

          "Why is that, Einstein?"

        ...'cause then we could borrow a cro-bar and fix the machine!...

           (whap-slap-boink-bink!)

        "He's a neanderthal. Deal with it."

         -Hey Moe, I can't deal with it.-

            "Why not, porkypine?"

          -I left my cards home!-

         "Why, you....I'll mortalize ya!"

              The three time travelers began to chase each other around the clearing--Eventually, with a cry of Whooooooaaa, daddy-o, they crashed headlong into a beautiful cave girl, who begins speaking to them in sign language. In unison, the three speak:

            "Yes?

              Yes?

              Yes-yes-yes?

              ...

               No!...

         "Uh-huh. Uh-huh...So you're saying this is August 20, one-and-a-half million years BC???---and you all eat bushes and insects??"

          -I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get sick.-

          ...What's the matter with bugs and bushes? I had an uncle once-- (whap!)---Anyway it's just history!

         "Yeah, well history is gonna change..."

             (dissolve to a large cooking fire, over which, on a spit, a

              dinosaur is turning----the three time travelers, now with cave-wives and children a-plenty, are chowing down)

                  ...Hmmm...I could get used to this!...

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