Re: a TIME TRAVEL, can you write a funny tale that includes as many of these lines as possible, just 4 fun?

Question

1. Adam and Eve, the parting of the Red Sea.........What's next?........Dodge City,Sunshine and Marshal Dillon?!

2. Are those bullets for REAL?!

3. My adrenaline is coming out my ears!!

4. Somebody get the asp off my *** !!!

5. I TOLD you not to turn that k**b.

6. Did anyone think to bring _______?

7. I think I just saw a T Rex !!!!!!!

8.Excess within control.

9. Ohhhhhhhh, buttercup♥

10. The stars are in alignment and my blood sugar is fine....YAY !!

11. I can't take much more of this.

12. No wonder they refer to this period of history as _____________.

Answer 1

I don't have much time to travel but when I do, I like to go not only to places I've never been, but to times I've never been.  That is why I built a time machine - so I could travel to places and times I've never been.  But sometimes, it is very hard to decide.  After all once you have seen (1) Adam and Eve, the parting of the Red Sea.........What's next?........Dodge City,Sunshine and Marshal Dillon?  No, I think I have seen enough of that on TV, although one can never really get enough of Sunshine.  

It has been a hard week at work and (11) I can't take much more of this, so I think it is time for another time travel vacation.  Luckily for me  (10) the stars are in alignment and my blood sugar is fine....YAY !!

Maybe I will take Sunshine with me this time.  She would like a trip back to the 50s.  Maybe we would get to meet Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.  I can see Sunshine now with Dale's horse - (9) "Ohhhhhhhh, Buttercup♥! " or would that be Roy she would be talking to (let's hope Matt doesn't find out).

I once to a group of friend back to the year 860.  (12) No wonder they refer to this period of history as the Dark Ages.  They had no lights at all, just candles.  Of course when I asked  (6) "Did anyone think to bring a flashlight?" the answer was no.  So, we didn't see much on that trip as we arrived at night and did not feel like waiting around for the sun to come up.  That was the time my buddy fooled around with the controls and were suddenly in the middle of a civil war battle.  (5) "I TOLD you not to turn that k**b," I yelled as most of us dove for cover.  He was a civil war recreationist who often took part in "battles."  He could not seem to comprehend that he was in real danger.  (2) Are those bullets for REAL?!,"  he asked as one ricocheted off the side of the time machine.  

Since that time, I have pretty much traveled alone.  It is very exciting.  Sometimes (3) my adrenaline is coming out my ears, because of all the danger and excitement.  

Well, I am off now to the Cretaceous Period as I have never seen real dinosaurs.   Sorry, no riders welcome anymore.  I am on my own.  I hope to see you soon.

Wow!!  (7) I think I just saw a T Rex !!!!!!!  You can't see that at Disney World.

Answer 2

I TOLD you not to turn that k**b!!!

YOU turned it !!

OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!

QUICK!! Answer the 64 dollar question..collect $100!!(????)

Who  came first..Adam and Eve or Sunshine and Matt?

Tune in next week to find out!!