Re> High fuel duty?

Question

Ladies and gentlemen,

This is your beloved PM Gordon Brown writing,

Well Im not going to reduce fuel duty, it makes money for my government

and thats all that matters, if you have to work all year and be homeless, starving to death,

just to pay your fuel duty, it doesnt matter as long as we raise extra cash for the cabinet, so I can enjoy a few morelovely holidays in the Carribein at your expense. Why should I give a d**n.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE THOUGH, Please DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES,

convert your juggernaut or car to run on bio diesel or autogas, although the conversion cost

is money well spent, and can be supplied and fitted for under 800 quid at nationwide autogas

in birminham, their phone numbers on yahoo if you type the firms name in the search box, which youll recouperate very quickly if you use your car much,

despite the above advantages theres a big downside> If you all did it, it would lose me all that

revenue I need to spend on myself at your expense, so please be good to your cabinet and refrain

from taking the simple solution to the fuel duty problem.SO PLEASE JUST KEEP YOUR CAR RUNNING ON EXPENSIVE PETROL and be charitable to my cabinet. PLEASE I BEG YOU,

d**n I SHOULD HAVE KEPT QUIET< OH NO WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, AAARRRRGGGHHHHHH !!! !! ! ! ! ! ! !

Answer 1

It&#039;s all about the taxes!

Answer 2

Actually, one of the purposes of taxes on a product is to give people financial incentive to convert to newer technologies.  Maybe you shouldn&#039;t drive a big truck, go out and buy a more fuel efficient car if you want to save money.

Answer 3

Thanks for that advice Mr Brown.

If you like, I can drive you to your holiday in the Caribbean the next time you have a holiday booked.

Don&#039;t worry about the cost of the fuel to get you there, consider it done.