They are to be included in the story, not the only lines.
This is all just in fun,meant to be an enjoyable way to let loose your creative side.
1. Let me get this straight! You wish I was more like ________ because HE'S so s**y?!!!!!!!
2. He said I analyze too much..... I analyzed what he said for the next two months.
3. Scruffy, cantankerous, functionally illiterate.
4. I'd forfeit an ovary if you would _________.
5. AFT! STERN! I haven't a CLUE what you're YELLING ABOUT!!!!
6. Thank GAWD you brought the Pepto.
7. Lord how I looooooove speedos!
8. There's no reason to become alarmed but we seem to have
lost _____.
9. Did you just hear that?! He said I was an omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertebrate !!!!
10. Dahhhhhhhhhhling......How about a little Asti Spumante,hmmmm?
11. Right arm has been severed above the elbow with massive tissue loss in the upper musculature... partially denuded bone remaining...
12. Let's you and I ditch these losers and __________.
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