Read out loud...............funny?

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1) That’s not right………..Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive…….Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP……..Kum Hia

4) Stupid Man……Dum Fu'k

5) Small Horse……..Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach……Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped the coffee table….Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a facelift……..Chin Tu Fat

9) It’s very dark in here…..Wai So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet…..Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is tow-away zone…..No Pah King

12) Our meting is scheduled for next week..Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight……Lei Ying Lo

14) He is cleaning his automobile…..Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive……Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great…….Fa Kin Su Pah

Answer 1

Those are so funny :)

Love the coffee table and the body odor ones; rofl

Thanks for sharing!

Answer 2

love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Answer 3

yeah this is funny...no like ( laugh out loud ) hilarious but yeah its funny.  

Answer 4

lol those where really funny. Thanks it made my day.

Answer 5

LOL!!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!

Answer 6

oh man very very intelligent...i liked them a lot...

first i didnt understand those but when i understood i am laughing like anything.....

very intelligent.....keep it up.....put some more like this..

Answer 7

that's hilarious. i've heard some before, but not the whole list. lol

Answer 8

lol funny

Answer 9

LOL u made me curse so star 4 u lol

Answer 10

funny yes indeedee

Answer 11

LOL!

At first when I was reading them in my head I didn't get it. Then I read them over again and I was laughing my head off. I really like them.

: )

Answer 12

lol I like the one about the coffee table. XD

Answer 13

lols i've seen this b4 but i laugh each time =]

Answer 14

Great…….Fa Kin Su Pah. haha!!

Answer 15

very funny

Answer 16

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i kept laughing sooo hard!!

is it reli true?

well a joke from me 2!

-A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."

"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.

"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."

courtesy of comedy central.

Answer 17

hahaha I love those!!  It's funny when you read it out loud!!

ps.-  Really cool avatar!

Answer 18

great!!!!!

Answer 19

Lol

HAhahahahahahahhahaha.