Ok where should I start? Well do you know what, all my life, well up until I was 13. I always thought ok was spell O-K. But in actuality it is spelled o-k-a-y. That is so weird. The American people are so lazy we can’t even spell out a whole word. Americans are so fat and lazy we can’t write to more letters. “ Oh no I can’t two letters because I might to take a break from watching T.V. and eating my Crispy Creams while sitting at Mcdonalds drinking my coffee to write four lousy letters.
Do know that in a national survey that McDonalds is the number one place to buy coffee. McDonalds? I feel that McDonalds is barf in a bag on a tray Dunkin Doughnuts is 2nd. Because America drives to Dunkin Doughnuts. You have herd the slogan “America Runs on Dunkin’†It has the little businessman running holding a Dunkin Doughnuts coffee cup. I can’t recall the last time I saw some one running out side of gym class and still they aren’t running very long or fast. Ha and third is Starbucks. I herd today that people go to star bucks once keep the cup and then put cheaper coffee in there used coffee cup. How cheap are we America to use old cups with old coffee in it so we look cool? Ha. Personal I think coffee is gross and I’d rather drink coco.
America is so cheap and stuff is so over priced that is sickens me. Milk is now going up to four dollars a gallon. That just makes me sick. Buying milk is going to put people into the poor house. But we will go to Starbucks buy one cup of coffee and reuse it with the McDonalds coffee.
Do you know how bad the service in McDonalds is? We go there after church on Sundays and they are so slow. The way it is set up if order say a number 10 sandwiches they will give you the large meal. So you always order saying just the sandwich. They always pretend they didn’t hear you. They always forget to give you something. But they charge you for it. So when you go up and say that you forget it they get up all huffy with you. They always say you didn’t say that. But it was charged on the receipt. They feel who are we to ask a favor of some one who works at MCDONALDS. Like they are better than use. Oh ya Burger Flipin is a 10 on my list of success.
America is obsessed with food. Have you ever been to the barfarossa. We go there sometimes on Sundays and watch the black ladies wear their elaborate hats. Yes I said BLACK ladies it doesn’t bother me much. Whoa got to slow down getten ahead of myself. But don’t worry know I will talk about that later just you wait. The food there is so gross. It is awful it is so greasy and fatting. It just makes me so sick. But we went their and there was an air bubble in the ice cream machine and it would make a loud pop and the fat black ladies would jump back screaming and hollering. It was so funny. I think I died laughing.
Have you herd of the new diet ALI. The fat people of America think it is some miracle pill and they will just lose 100 lbs. What they don’t realize they have to get of there lazy butts and exercise. They are going to be so disappointed when it doesn’t work. I can’t wait to hear the fat people of America join arms to take down the ALI program. They will literaly stampede down the ALI company walls with tens of thousands upon thousands of pounds. Oh I can just see the law suite that will arise. I will laugh so hard. Now I am not saying am I’m a skinny minny but I am average.
It seems that in America there is to types of people in the world extremely obese people and than people are so skinny that look more like poles than people. In all those magazines that are so skinny that they are nothing. Now men look at these women they think that’s what woman are supposed to look like. Well news flash we don’t. I know that woman like to eat desserts and chocolate is our favorite. So we are not going to look like that. Those models are like a machine a well-trained robot. They are programmed to throw up everything that they eat. They to eat chocolate and go through a bindge cycle.
My grandmother had a magnet that said those indulge bulge. And that is so true. We can eat of sweets but it should be in small seizes. We don’t need to eat so much. We just want a small taste and that’s all that we need to eat. But I am no dietitian so don’t listen to me.
America is obsessed with budding into every one else’s business. On the news today all you hear is Paris Hilton goes to prison. Paris Hilton out of jail. Paris Hilton L*****n lover in jail makes her origami. The night Paris got out of jail the only thing on the news was the footage of her walking out of jail. Then there’s her interview with Larry King. She was asked what she learned in jail that could better herself as a citizen and a human being. Do you know what her answer was do you now what she said? “ So like when I totally get PO my voice gets like totally like squeaky and I totally don’t think that’s its like ya know hot†OMG not about because she’s a cleb she should get special treatment. The whole thing just makes me so sick.
And than when Anne Nichole died that’s all we herd. How did she die? Well I got your answers right here DRUGS. You saw that footage of the clown. She was in the clown makeup babysitting. Telling the camera that she is on a mushroom high. I want some real news. Something important it just bugs me so much. I want real news. I don’t care if you end up offending someone. I DON’T GIVE A c**p!! It just bugs me so much. I could go on and on about this topic and I think I should start now.
Political Correctness. Say those words to your self. Political Correctness. America is so afraid of offending anyone that we are losing a war because of it. Oh wait sorry we did not declare war. Do you know that in the schools we can’t talk about god, or the true meaning of Christmas? But we can talk about the meaning of Hanukah. I had a friend who is half Jewish half Catholic his Mom who is Jewish would come in every year and talk about the Jewish people and the eight nights and the oil. But if my Mom were to come in and talk about the baby Jesus they wouldn’t let her?
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