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Read this funny blonde joke and rate if youd like 1-10!?

by Guest64306  |  earlier

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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  1. Love Blonde jokes. Here´s another...

    A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.

    The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"


  2. heard it a million times..and it still cracks me up..8.5 ; )

  3. that's really old I've heard it at least 189458409582704820948 times.

    i give it a 3

  4. lol I liked it

    8

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