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Read this joke and rate out of 10

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a boy is born with only a head his dad takes him into a bar on his 18th birthday he takes one sip of beer and grows a torso another sip and grows arms a 3rd sip and he grows legs with all the excitement he runs out side and starts to cross the road where he is hit by a lorry and killed the bar tender says to the boys father "he should have quit whilst he was a head"

best answer to the person who can tell me where i got this joke ill give you a clue it was off of tv.

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6.5 /10

good effort :)
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Good. I give it a 5. IDK where you got it from.
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8.5/10

It was actually very funny.
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ha.. aha.. aha... a no.
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LOL! Very good! Rate out of 10... 7
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A comedy program? Liked the joke - I'll give it 7 x
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7.
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-_- omg that's so boring my rating: .1/10
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9

corny but a laugh!
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3 and a programme that was not very funny sorry
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Lol erm...Mock The Week. Heh, random guess.
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ive heard it before..just dont know where lol (:
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7 and i think it was on still standing
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that was a sorry-*** joke
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at first I thought it was a bit sick but I couldn,t help laughing
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Lmao!!! So funny!!! Family Guy or South Park???

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Another version

The father asks for two pints a bucket of water and a straw, puts the boy in a bucket and sits down at a table and goes to the toilet. When he returns the boy is howling and the father says whats wrong and the boy says "There was a fight at the bar and everyone was shouting "Sink the head"

Of course it sounds better in a Glasgow accent
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I LOVE THAT JOKE!!!!!!!!!!My dad told me that a while back.It is a 10
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its a really old joke.heard it many times.but still its a good one..
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10 brilliant
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I can't remember where it came from...

Was it family guy?

No.

Well d**n

6, though.

Please help me with my question

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4 i didn't really get it...
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its kind of dumb. and is it from like last comic standing or something??? just a wild guess.
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