One afternoon a hippy was travelling on a bus when a nun came and sat in the seat next to him. he was amazed by how beautiful she was. He tried chatting her up but was having none of it and got off at the next stop. when she got off, the bus driver caught the hippy looking at her.
He asked the hippy, "Shes alright aint she?"
The hippy replied "alright? i would do anything to get into her knickers!!!"
The bus driver then told the hippy, "well, tomorow afternoon at around 6pm she will be in the local church praying, if you dress up, and act as god she will let you."
The hippy was really excited and hopped off the bus.
The following afternoon at 6pm surely enough he appeared at the church in a white sheet.
The nun was at the front of the church, head down, in deap prayer.
The hippy thought "ok, this is my chance!"
He stood at the front of the church and declared he was god and wished to make love to her.
The nun agreed but under one condition. So that she would go to heaven a virgin, he would have to do it from behind.
The hippy, a very happy man at this point, jumped down from the altar, and started with the nun, after 5 minutes, when he had finished, he pulled back the sheet and shouted "HA HA... im the kippy!!!!"
And to his surprise, the nun lifted he head and shouted "HA HA... im the bus driver!!!!!"
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