Reading the news today, this opinion fell out of me. Comments?

Question

Today in the News (the trickle-down effect)

Wal-Mart profit soars 17%

Sing Hallelujah!

Crack open the champagne

And drink ‘em down

Joyfully:

A celebration!!

Later

As your kidneys do their unappreciated job

Stand tall

On you balconies of gold

And relieve yourself on the blue-clad minions below

Wal-Mart profit soars 17%

Employees receive a generous

Well-deserved bonus

Answer 1

Alobar, I love it.  I used to work for Wal*Mart and before Sam Walton died it was actually a nice place to work and then his sons took over and got rid of everything that was good about working there.  I came to hate the place and even wrote a really cheesy poem as my resignation letter.  Anyhow, I can appreciate this poem very much.  Thanks for sharing your thoughts :)

If you'd like to read my resignation poem, here it is:  I wrote this 20 years ago so it's not that great, but it has sentimental value for me.

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-XcthPpsid...

Answer 2

Alobar - where you bin?  I bin missing you.

Great poem - (and having read Spyt's Wall-Mart poem it obviously goes straight to the jugular)

(What a brilliant line - As your kidneys do their unappreciated job!)

On your (?)

Nice to see you back.

Answer 3

The Wal-Mart employee gets a well-deserved bonus

On we the consumer I put the onus

But if we don;t shop at this giant store

Those poor employees will be out the door.

Wal-Mart give the employees the 17 percent

So they can buy food and pay their rent

I guarantee we would then all shop at your store

Your profits would climb even more and more.