Real Men can laugh at themselves. What say you?

Question

1. Men are like laxatives - they irritate the **** out of you.

2. Men are like bananas - the older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like weather - nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like blenders - you need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like department stores - their clothes are always 1/2 off.

7. Men are like government bonds - they take soooooo long to mature.

8. Men are like lava lamps - fun to look at, but not very bright.

9. Men are like popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

10. Men are like mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Answer 1

I say you have a great sense of humor Al, lol.

Answer 2

hey, who are you callin' a banana?

Answer 3

Crouching doggie said it best. I love to laugh at myself especially if it opens up an opportunity for others to be at ease around me and feel better about their own shortcomings.

Answer 4

how about this one. Men are like apples the good ones at the top and rotten ones are on the bottom,women are to lazy to climb to get the good ones so they settle for the rotten ones.

Answer 5

Basically, anyone who can't laugh at themselves is a weak, pathetic person that I wouldn't wish to associate myself with.  I'd like to think that I'm a real man and am more than happy to laugh at myself.  I don't get offended by much at all, except the advancement of Modern Feminism, only because I see this as an egregious threat to civilization.

Answer 6

You seem like my mother, and I HATE my mother.  

Answer 7

What?  You say you found a banana at a department store and it cost a government bond once it matured but you couldn't see it because the lava lamp was broke and you got mascara in your hips so you blended under the weather and then had laxatives for dinner?

Cool.

Answer 8

I'm sorry to admit this and I feel like a jerk right now, but those were kind of funny, lol!

Answer 9

Hahahaha. That's funny. Good one.

Answer 10

The Top 10 Reasons Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . .

You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

Answer 11

Sounds like someone is sexist. There are some bad men out there, but don't ruin it for the good ones.