In a nutshell, he said fathers should not be at the birth as it is boring and all you see is a woman in pain and he could not have s*x with her for ages after until she lost weight and had to but her clothes and make up!
As for the birth itself, all you see is a horrible thing covered in blood and slime!
His advice is, take a book to the waiting room and wait until the kid was washed..........also said if his daughter got pregnant, he would slap her!
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