Real Vampires, please take a look

Question

Please, I don't need any sort of hate mail telling me that they don't exist. If that's what you believe, keep it to yourself, and show it if the situation calls for it.

For the rest of you, would you mind helping me out a bit? I have become acquainted with a possible donor from Illinois. She doesn't know of any vampires in the state, however, for which to share with. So I ask you, are there any who lives in Illinois looking for a donor? Or maybe just to make a new friend? If so, please answer or email me, and I will help you get in touch with her. Thank you all for your time.

Answer 1

believe me when i say this: you do not want to roll that dice.

Vampirism, however romanticised, is something you will regret for the rest of your extended and bloody lifespan. do not ruin your life.

Answer 2

Go to the nearest tuxedo shops, Vampires are always neatly dressed in fracs and tuxedos. You never see one in blue jeans, t-shirts and sneakers. Ask Bela Lugosi? But then the guy is dead, Oh brother. You don't deserve "hate mail" but ridiculous mail!

Answer 3

does the word CHURCH or DOCTOR help you at all

Answer 4

donor what? i thought you have a real photo of a vampire.

Answer 5

sorry, I live inAustralia :(

Answer 6

Sorry.  I live in Missouri.  Pretty close to Illinois though

Answer 7

Sorry I live in Florida

Answer 8

look at what?? at your stupid question? i thought you had a pic!  

Answer 9

if vampires are in illinois there vary good at hiding i've yet to see one

Answer 10

I'm sorry too....But I want to be a donor, but IDT any live in arkansas

Answer 11

oh you mean you are or know a real pretend vamp...a person who is average and wants to play with blood...or dice? Neat