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I collided with a stationary tramcar coming in the other direction.

I left my Austin Seven outside, and when I came out later, to my amazement there was an Austin Twelve.

There were plenty of lookers on, but no witnesses.

The water from my radiator accidently froze at twelve midnight.

I was scraping my nearside on the bank when the accident occurred.

I collided with a stationary tree.

The accident was due to the road bending.

There was no damage to the car as the gate post will testify.

The witness gave his occupation as a gentleman but it would be more correct in calling him a garage proprietor.

The other man altered his mind and I had to run over him.

A cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.

A bull was standing near-by and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.

If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself, it would not have happened.

I ran into the shop window and sustained injuries to my wife.

I heard a horn blow and was violently struck in the back - a lady was evidently trying to pass me.

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven't got.

Three women were talking to each other, and when one stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident.

A pedestrian hit me and went underneath my car.

I blew my horn but it would not work as it was stolen.

I thought the garage had only four posts, but my car bumped into a fifth.

I was overhauling the car when it was stolen.

A lamp-post bumped into my car, damaging it in two places.

The car in front of me stopped suddenly and I crashed gently into his luggage grid.

I left my car unattended for a minute and whether by accident or design it ran away.

The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intentions.

I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian and the old gentleman was taken to hospital much regretting the circumstances.

I thought the side window was down but it was up as I found out when I put my head through it.

I consider neither vehicle to blame, but if either was to blame it was the other one.

I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault and had been knocked over before.

I looked for the sign but the more I looked the more I couldn't find it.

I was knocked out as a result of the collision and was taken to hospital where I sustained serious injuries.

A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife's face.

The bloke was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

In attempting to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian.

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

I told the police I was not injured but upon removing my hat I found I had a fractured skull.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

The pedestrian had no idea in which direction to run, so I ran over him.

I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the bonnet of my car.

Leaving home for work I drove out of my drive straight into a bus; the bus was five minutes early.

The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.

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  1. That was one bad day, indeed; This riddle was the longest I've ever read... cool.


  2. nice one,thanks,starred  

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