an old lady has been left a cocky in her best freinds will.
the old lady is not impressed but decides to give it ago
the 1st morning the lady gets up and says "good morning birdy how are you "the bird replies fxxxing big lounge
the lady is flabergasted and replies
i will not tolerate a filthy mouth like that in my house you are in the freezer for 2 minutes
so the next morning the lady says good morning birdy how are you
the bird replies , fxxxing big tv
well with that the lady puts the bird in the freezer again saying you naughty bird ,you will stay in the freezee for ten minutes
the next morning the lady gets up and says good morning birdy how are you the bird replies fxxxing huge reclyner
well that was it the lady lost her temper and threw the bird into the freezer for 30 minutes
when she got the bird out she said now you will never use laungage like that again
the birds reply was this
thechicken in there is blue ,headless , legless , and plucked ,all i done was swore
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