Reason Not To Run away from Cops?

Question

Give me ten reason why not to run way from cops

Answer 1

Well for one, you will be charged with evading arrest.

The other 9 are pretty purple spots that you will get all over your body once they catch you...

Answer 2

You can't get away so why waste your breath? The cops will catch you sooner or later. Besides, the fastest man alive can't outrun a radio or a dog.

Answer 3

Why run?  Unless it's a sports day?

Answer 4

I can give you one that sums up all 10:  It's STUPID!

Answer 5

I'll give you a few but not 10:

1) Running will only make you go to jail tired.

2) Running will definetly p**s me off and your arrest may be far from pleasant.

3) Unless you like 50,000 volts from a taser, just stay calm and stop when I tell you.

4) There may be a "evade lawful dentention" or " fail to comply with police instructions" charge laid.

5) Don't run...... We are here to HELP you!!  :-)  :-)

Answer 6

1. New Year's Eve spent gulping down Bubba instead of the bubbly.

2. New Years Day spent eating Bubba's sauerkraut and "German sausage".

3. Easter spent reminiscing about "Peter Cottontail", while living the nightmare of "Peters Inmytail"

4. Memorial Day spent remembering all of Bubba's "little soldiers" that died on your face.

5. Summer spent sweating in a hot cell.

6. Fourth of July goes out with a bang....in your derriere.

7. Labor Day spent doing just that. Hard Labor.

8. Halloween spent with Bubba as your "trick" and him looking for a treat.

9. Thanksgiving spent being thankful that Bubba got paroled today. You only have to gobble down turkey today.

10. Watching your new cellie "Thunderd*^k" open his Christmas present.....your lips.

Answer 7

they will get you

Answer 8

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Answer 9

You'll be shot!

Answer 10

1) Jail

2) Jail

3) Jail

4)Jail

5) Jail

5) Jail

6) Jail

7) Jail

8) Jail

9) Jail

10) Jail

Would you like more reasons?

Answer 11

Lets see .

1/ ruin your record,

2/ fines,

3/ jail time,

4/ time out work for jail/court,

5/ punishment,

6/ more jail time,

7/ the bruising from the "fall" you'll take when they catch you

8/ ruin reputation

9/ further issues with police when you are stopped cause you   ran once before

10/ its just stupid.

Answer 12

If you are innocent then why run.

Answer 13

I'll give you what may be the most important one. What could be a ticket will turn into a criminal charge.