Reasons to date a football play!!?

Question

hahah like play rougher

...... see how many u can come up with and please star this ive never had someone star it lol

Answer 1

What language is this ???

Answer 2

i hear they are potty trained so they wont mess the carpet.

Answer 3

what abt hockey players??

Answer 4

they have easy access to drugs, that's a plus. Also they don't care if you sleep around cause they'll be doing the same thing.

Answer 5

You're talking about implied dirty jokes, right?

Why to date a football player:

they never lose their grip

they can always go the distance

after they score they dance

they always wear protective gear

they always try to score, if they can't, they try to make a pass

THEY CAN WEAR TIGHT PANTS WITHOUT BEING g*y

there are your reasons, and your star! I liked this question, it made me laugh!