Recent african safari?

Question

I was in africa this summer and I witness two elephants "mating", as the tour guide called it. This was quite scaring and I can not get sleep at night.... The image of these two beasts having intercourse can not exit my mind! Even one time I got off on it...

Wut should I do?

Answer 1

Man! You can just tell that you're not from Africa! (Or are you?) You must realise that you have seen something quite unique (not scary), and if you even got off on it...it's time to get professional help now!