Red Heron??

Question

Is it true that the Red Heron is actually not as smart as Paris Hilton and could this be paranormal in of itself if he/she realizes that he/she is not?

Answer 1

Yes, it's true. Paris Hilton has a higher IQ than me. I just checked. Measured IQ of PH beats me by 8 points.

Of course, I could claim she cheated. She's certainly wealthy enough to have bribed an official. But hey, I'll be a good sport, right?

And anyone who tries to tell me that life is anything other than paradoxical tends to rouse my suspicions. Therefore, paradoxes are going to be common anywhere that I am.

The highest rule in the universe is: "Every rule has an exception, without exception." Being its own exception, the rule is a paradox, and yet true. My own search doesn't admit belief, yet doesn't deny it as a possibility. Truth admits doubt but doesn't deny others the ability to express.

Therefore, it's far more important to allow others to believe as they will, and even support that belief, because that's really the best way to maintain a sense of humor about life in general: it gives us all something to laugh about.

Answer 2

Why are you comparing a bird with Paris Hilton?

Is she on the bottle again claiming she sees aquatic birds now? My best guess is that the Heron is smarter than Paris any day of the year.

Answer 3

replace paranormal with paradoxial.  Other than that, i lol'd.

Answer 4

Hi

As I am assuming you are referring to the hockey player

Robert "Red" Heron - I have pulled up some information so you may decide if his mental aptitude is comparable to Paris.

However he was a Canadian hockey player and she is an American celebrity, so I don't understand the relativity.

Here is a link :

http://www.legendsofhockey.net:8080/Lege... Hope this helps.

Answer 5

Is there a point to this?  Are you so desperate for attention you just randomly insult people looking to get a reaction?  I'm all for having fun on here, just find a clever or amusing way to do it.

Answer 6

Hey, don't be mean to poor Red Herring!

Answer 7

Hmmmm Maybe RH is a girl. I wish I knew. I just assumed RH was a guy...and you know what assuming can do. Hope we find out which.  But then we still won't have "PROOF".  This has happened to me before..and I don't want to go through it again. So...RH...please tell!

edit....Hope that new avatar means you're a guy! ("Trust NO ONE") lol  And a RED HEAD! Shoulda guessed that!!

EDIT...BASHER....RH is DEFINITELY SMART! (Maybe you don't recognize smart. Are you worried or jealous?)