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A Blonde's Year in Review...

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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on an escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

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oh that was funny as put a smile to my face..thanks:P

and these blonde jokes are funny as especially this one..

wat a year!!

wat happens nxt yeaar?!lols

oh god im still laughin..

5 stars..

but can only give 1:(
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Lmao

Wow

I Liked This Joke!

A Star You Sha'll Receive!

:D

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Do you want attention? Are you trying to make us laugh? How is this a question?
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Surprisingly good!!!!
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Is this for real?
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Haha, lolzzzz....that was simply great !!!!!

*STAR*

=))
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oh my!i love it!always a fan of blond jokes.thanks!heres a star!
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neverend.... its a joke. in the jokes and riddles section!
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Well i liked it :)

fpund it funny

and now have 2 points :)

hahah xx
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well im blonde....

but its still funny. haha

it made me laugh.

i'll star you.   =]
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Loved it. Here you go *
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Xcellent
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Hahah that's pretty funny.

Sure I'll star you, :D

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This is so cute, cant wait to tell my friends.
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That was awesome, it made my day!
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