A joke question?

Question

There are 3 men in the room. They are all white and all dressed up in COATS. Which one is Bush?

Answer 1

the one standing on a soap box arms stretched out w/ 2 thumbs up, certificate oil shares bulging out of his coat pocket, saying Mission Accomplished

Answer 2

Easy. It's the monkey. Monkeys don't wear coats.

Answer 3

He's the one with "Prez" written in big black letters on the back of his white coat.

Answer 4

The one who can't speak in complete sentences where the subject matches the verb.

Answer 5

the one with the most expensive coat??

Answer 6

The one with a wire in his ear