Alpha Males.....?

Question

Why are you an Alpha? How is it possible that you are ALL pack leaders, never heard a man say ya I'm a Beta type.

Is the qualifications to be an Alpha male.....is it simply b/c you think you are one?

Answer 1

"I'm an Alpha male.

And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it p**s you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ******* touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm ******* her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm ******* her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?"

--Courtesy of copypasta.org

I know it's just a troll, but it's always bothered me.

Answer 2

I have to say I really wonder why would a self-respecting man even want to compare himself to a dog or primate or whatever animal behaviour?

Think about it: would you think so little both of yourself and your character as being part of the human culture?

Why?

Answer 3

Alpha males annoy the **** out of me. So do Alpha females. They need to go away, leave me alone, and do their social bullshit elsewhere.

Answer 4

Soooo funny, needed a good laugh thanks!

Answer 5

I'm not a male but I do love Alpha males.

Answer 6

If you have to proclaim it on a website are you really an Alpha male. Talk is cheap.

Sometimes I think Alpha is just Greek code for as$whole. Just a reason to act like a prick.

Answer 7

An Alpha male isn't an Alpha male until I agree to do what he says, and it will be a cold day in h**l before that happens.  So they can call themselves Alpha males or jelly donuts, doesn't mean they are.

Answer 8

I am a Zulu male myself.

I stand way the f*ck away from the other males and take all the women who have common sense and don't want to be just another conquest from King Swinging-dong, leaving me with all the intellectual hard-working women.

Answer 9

wow...  Is this a real question?

There are definitely "Alpha" and "Beta" types out there.  Beta males wont admit to it, but they certainly aren't Alpha either.  There's a term of Omega male floating around, but IMO it's just an Alpha male and it's giving too much credit to those immature people who are trying to act Alpha but aren't.

Alpha males exhibit certain characteristics and traits, you don't just simply claim to be one and therefore you are.

Answer 10

men that describe themselves as "alpha" anything tend to be of the knuckle-dragging type.

EDIT- mel, you hurt my feelings. i say "tap that" all the time. it's my thing.

Answer 11

Drink beer

Belch/f**t Loudly

Explicatives containing the words "tapping that" or "f**kin' hot"

Constant yelling of WOOOOOOOOOOOOO with arms raised in defiance of everything and everyone.

Likes to slap their "Chicks" and tell them to get 'em a cold one.

Confederate flag sticker on the bumper of their Geo Tracker.

EDIT - AWWWww sorry Julie! Didn't mean to hurt your feelings... (whispering) but I still don't like that phrase. :)

Answer 12

As far as I can make out, nobody who classifies themselves in this way ever classifies themselves as anything other than an Alpha.  Betaism is something that only happens to other people.

Answer 13

Well to think you are an Alpha male helps you become one but sometimes your own experiences combined with the right opportunity put you in a position to show your dominance, if you are willing to put it out there.

Answer 14

An Alpha male is a leader and a beta male is a follower.

No need to make it complex. Its not really rocket science.

Edit.... Baba Yaga: Sure... and your not attractive until some man wants to sleep with you. You can say you are.. but that doesn't make it so.