Another joke......star if like

Question

Bob calls in to his job:

"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."

The boss says:

"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me s*x. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that."

2 hours later Bob calls:

"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."

Answer 1

old but ok

Answer 2

not funny. wow he slept with the boss' wife. roflmfao. no.

Answer 3

hilarious  

Answer 4

funny.....

Answer 5

haha....ha

Answer 6

i've heard it before but i still love it lol =)

Answer 7

omg. i didnt expect that!!! when i read it i started laughing and the my sister looked at me!!!

so funny

thanks!!

CLASSIC &+ LEGEND

Answer 8

oh snap thats funny