Any funny bumper stickers?

Question

I got one:

In a time of universal deciet, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Answer 1

YEH EVERY TIME I STICK TO SOMEONES BUMPER I feel funny too.

So glad we got sumthink in common!

Answer 2

1/20/09 - the end of an error.

Answer 3

two of my faves:

1. Visualize whirled peas

2. Jesus is coming.....look busy!

Answer 4

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

I'm an open book with lots of pages missing.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

I was born intelligent but Education ruined me.

I never fail. I always discover new ways that won't work.

I always arrive 1 period late to college. But I make up by leaving 1 period early.

I`m d type of person,my dad would like 2 stay away from..

I`m not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I am always prepared for Martyrdom but for time being it’s postponed.

I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a good example of a bad guy.

I'm not evil, just misunderstood.

I love advises, only when i give them.

If U R rich, I'm single.

I'm not anti society. The society is anti me.

I don't suffer from Insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Nobody is perfect..I am nobody.

Life is tough, but I'm tougher



When things don't go the way I want, I call it Experience.

Life wants to teach me a lesson, But I've no desire to learn.

But when I wanna study, there is nobody to teach me.



I know that you are a gem but I sparkle a little more.

Answer 5

wat?

Answer 6

My Favorites:

Don't tailgate or I'll flick a booger on your windshield.

I'm speeding because I have to p**p