Any good blonde jokes?!?!?!?

Question

Anyone got any good blonde jokes? I love hearing them, even though I"M blonde!! hehe! Here's a couple for you guys.

Q: How do you drown a blonde?

A: Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

Q: How do blondes' brain cells die?

A: Alone.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

I love the longer ones too, but I can't think of any, hehe!!

THANKS!!!

~A.

Answer 1

there are 5 blondes and a brunette are on top of a mountain when a wind blows them off. they are only hanging on to a rope for their lives. suddenly the rope starts to break because the weight is too much. so the brunette says a long speech about how she will let go because her life is less important and at the end of the speech the blondes clap.

A poor blond girl goes to this rich guys house and asks if there is anything she could do for some money. The rich man at the door says sure you can paint my porch for 50 dollars. so the blond sets to work and in 20 minutes she knocks on the door again. This time the wife answers the door and says you've done so quickly, I'll think I'll give you 75 dollars instead of 50. The blond says thank you very much does he want his Mercedes done to?

Hope you enjoy them :D

Answer 2

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your degrading blonde jokes, a*****e. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large ... all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde says, "You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little b*****d on your knee!"  

Answer 3

3 Blonde's Were heading to Disney World....After a long 10 hour Drive they see a sign that says "DISNEY WORLD LEFT"

so they turned around and went home.

Not the best one ive heard

Answer 4

if a blonde and a brown head were on a 12 story building and they jumped off at the same time who would hit the ground first?

the brown head because  the blonde whould have to stop and ask for directions

Answer 5

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.  

Answer 6

Ok so there was a blonde a brunette and a red head.

They all died and went to heaven

When they got there god said.

"Ok you guys have to go up 100 steps each one having a joke and if you laugh at it you have to go to h**l"

So the brunette went first and ended up laughing on the 42nd joke.

Then the red head went and ended up laughing on the 81st joke.

Then the blonde went and she got to very last step, and when the question was asked, she laughed and went to h**l with the others.

In h**l the red head asked, "Why did you lose? You had one step left."

and the blonde replied, "Because I just got the first joke!"

Answer 7

--IRISH BLONDE--

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed "YES, YES, I WON, I WON!"

She hugged both of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers were dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know-I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

--Not all Irish are stupid

--Not all blondes are dumb

--But all men are

Answer 8

So a group of blondes go into a bar celebrating, one of them carrying this little box. They keep yelling "THREE TO SiX YEARS." Every so often, another blonde would walk into the room and they would all yell, "THREE TO SiX YEARS!!!" Finally, before closing, the bartended walks up to the group and asks whats going on? The leader of the group raises the box and explains, "We have been putting together this box for about 8 months, and we are so proud because on the front it says 'three to six years'!

lol get it? 3-6 six years is the age level.

haha. its kinda lame yeah.

Answer 9

Did you hear about the new paint color called "blonde"?

It's not very bright and spreads easy!