Any good jokes/riddles? anything funny?

Question

Submit anything that is funny that would make someone laugh.

Answer 1

Jake had an F in math.

So he went home and told his father

Father: Why do you have an F?

Jake: the teacher asked me what 4+2 was. I said 6. Then she asked me what 2+4 was.

Father: what's the BLOODY diffrence?

Jake: That's what I said.

Not my joke, got from yahoo answers.

Answer 2

ha

Answer 3

There was this kid who was digging a hole in his backyard and his neighbor asked him what he was doing. "I'm going to bury my pet goldfish" he replied. His neighbor, looking at the size of the hole, said, "that's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, why did you make it so big?" The kid replied, "I had to make it big enough for your stupid cat too!"

Answer 4

why do women have b***s?

So you have something to look at while your talking to them.

Answer 5

A lady goes on the bus with her baby. The guy sitting next to her says "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

The lady goes stomping to the back of the bus. She tells the guy next to her "That man just insulted me."

Then the guy next to her says "Oh, you better go tell him off. Here I'll hold your monkey."

Answer 6

hey spana are the answers a cough and sponge?

Answer 7

This joke's a little rediculous, but I enjoy it.

An amateur army batallion wants to run a mock war. To prevent anyone from actually being hurt, the General has a plan. He explains to the soldiers, "If you want to shoot someone, hold a broom and aim the handle at someone, and yell, 'Bangity bang bang!'"

One of the soldiers puts his hand up. "What about the bayonet?"

The General ties a piece of straw on the end of the broom handle. "Hold this towards the person and call out, 'Stabbity stab stab!'"

All the soliders understand. The battle gets underway. Jimmy points the broom handle at an advancing soldier and yells "Bangity bang bang!" The soldier falls. Someone comes up behind Jimmy and tries to ambush him. Luckily he notices, turning his 'blade' on the solider and yelling, "Stabbity stab stab!" The soldier falls.

Now it's between Jimmy and some other soldier, walking around slowly with his hands out in front of him. Jimmy easily aims his broom and fires. "Bangity bang bang!" The man doesn't go down. Jimy frowns as the man approaches slowly. "Bangity bang bang!" The man is merely feet from Jimmy. Jimmy panics. "Stabbity stab stab! Bangity bang bang!" The man walks over Jimmy, saying, "Tankity tank tank."

Answer 8

i got a riddle

what can u catch but not throw??

i have holes on my top onmy bottom, on my sides, and i still hold water what em i ?????????

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