Anyone fancy a pint?

Question

Anyone fancy a pint?

Answer 1

That depends. Whose shout is it?

Answer 2

Yes please! Do you want me to get them in as i'm already on my 2nd Snake Bite?

& do you want any crisp or nuts?

Answer 3

Make mine a IPA please

Answer 4

Sorry I can't I have a drinking problem,

two hands and only one mouth

Answer 5

Yes please. Pint of vodka if you dont mind. I'll buy the mixer.

Answer 6

Im working on an oilrig and we havent got booze out here, so if you can find a way of getting it too me thaen can i ask you to give me 4 pints, so that i can get mildly tipsy and enjoy this floating metal nobs pardise a little more than i do at present.

Answer 7

yep can you post it to me please ill have stella

Answer 8

Yeah, why not.

Answer 9

I'm working in Turkey, but I'll have a pint of Efes for you!!

Answer 10

yeah me, but can i come back and see ya in a month, cos i cant drink, im preggers. we will go wet the babys head

Answer 11

of what

Answer 12

Yeah! But mine's a lge Bacardi!

Answer 13

Cricky, its a bit early but what the h**l, I'm nearer so I'll get them in.

Answer 14

yeah if its stella on tap i would like 1 please

Answer 15

Sure,I'll have a Molson Canadian please.

Answer 16

Its a bit early but go on then you'v twisted my arm!! ta x

Answer 17

Anything to get out of work, man.

Answer 18

think i'll pass thanks

Answer 19

why not?

Answer 20

IIf you're paying??? Mine's a becks please x

Answer 21

Indeed. Thanks.

Answer 22

Could do with one.. Im so bored... 12:00 in tne litten tree

Answer 23

bit early maybe later and i'll have a half of lagar thanks.

Answer 24

pint of what??

Answer 25

allways if your buying mines a vodka and coke

Answer 26

port 'n' lemon please

Answer 27

Good grief - the sun's not even over the yard-arm yet.

In about 5 hours I'll have a pint of Tetley's please!

Answer 28

Ooooh yes please. Mines a strongbow. Been waiting for lunchtime since 10 am!

Answer 29

h**l yes!

John Smiths please