Are these funny yes or no

Question

It was about a month ago when a Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed

To confess, so he went to his Priest.

'Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWll, I hid a Jewish man in my attic.'

'Well,' answered the Priest, 'that?s no a sin.'

'But I made him pay me 20 gulden for each week he stayed.'

'I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause.'

'Oh thank you Father; that eases my mind. Father, I have one more question.'

'What is it son.'

'Do I have to tell him the war is over?'

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

'I have good news and bad news,' the owner replied. 'The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.'

'That's wonderful,' the artist exclaimed. 'What's the bad news?'

'The guy was your doctor.'

Answer 1

OMJ F U DOUBLE N Y!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Answer 2

I think they're funny. I've printed them off and told a couple people and my work who thought they were worth a laugh so yeh, good ones there mate.

Answer 3

they're about as funny as knock knock jokes.

they seem like avg. internet jokes.

Answer 4

the first one yess

the second one noo

Answer 5

you have to think about it a little  bit but they are FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

good job

Answer 6

they are very funny

i have read your other jokes they are all very funny!!

Answer 7

the first one was very funny hahaha lol

Answer 8

a little, the 2nd one is too obvious

Answer 9

I think those are pretty good!  <:D  

Answer 10

No, not really =/

Answer 11

lmao Love 'em!

Answer 12

the first not so much, but the second was funny b/c it was witty

Answer 13

they are funny ...why did you put those other sh??y ones on

Answer 14

They are ok, not the funniest I've seen, but a lot better than others

Answer 15

Yes its funny lol  

Answer 16

I liked the first one, the second was cute.

Answer 17

they were both good but it would be better if (in the 2nd one) the guy @ the gallery killed the artist ;)

Answer 18

i like the artist one

Answer 19

Lol! Yes, they were both funny =)

Answer 20

great! star!!

Answer 21

i dont get the 2 1...

the 1 1 was funy

Answer 22

LOL Those are great jokes :)

Answer 23

yes, but the first one was funnier

Answer 24

Yeah, but the second one was funnier.

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Answer 25

hmmm okay  

Answer 26

i like the 1st, dat was gud. the 2nd one, that wasent funny, that was just ****** up.

Answer 27

hahahaha

that's funny

how about this;

a friend of mine is a 1st year psychology student

and she keeps telling me I need to get in touch with my

"inner child"

so after a few weeks of constant badgering

I told her; "I can't ever get in touch with my "inner child"

the last time I saw my "inner child" was on the back of a milk carton 15 years ago."

hahaha

►RfD◄

Answer 28

wicked

Answer 29

Sure why not

Answer 30

Both good. I laughed. First one was the best.

Answer 31

Yeah. i like the second one best