Are you a ninja?????

Question

Ninja heat samurai warriors ?

I heat them

Do you heat them too?

Answer 1

I'm standing right behind you typing this.  Turn around quick!

Too slow, I'm gone.

Answer 2

im a ninja

Answer 3

as a ninja i should kill you for just talking about it

Answer 4

ohh.. you can tell? I didn't think it was so obvious!

I'll try to hide it a little better.  

Answer 5

I've been dead 700 years......so yea

Answer 6

No, and anyone who claims they are ninja are lying. The last true ninja was Toshitsugu Takamatsu, teacher of Soke Masaaki Hatsumi.

Answer 7

I am

Answer 8

No but a lot of my co-workers would sometimes tease me about running around in my jammies.  One or two even asked for a brief demonstration of my skills or pushed it and lets just say they went away with a sore hand or wrist or a slight bruise on their rib cage or head and much wiser than they were before.  

Answer 9

Yes, I am a ninja.  

No I don't Heat anyone

Answer 10

I don't know karateeeeeeeeeee but I know craaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Answer 11

as a black belt in karate and experienced in weapons, i can be

Answer 12

There are no living ninja. Ninja did not hate samurai, some of them were samurai (not many).

Ninja were spies, assassins and intelligence gatherers, they were not what most people and Hollywood think they were.

Answer 13

yes, but we dont hate samurai anymore we hate pirates these days, especially *** pirates.

why just yesterday I was hanging out at the blue oyster bar and an *** pirate dropped a spoon, I took that as a sign to flip out and kill everyone-

I'm a mammal you know- I also just found out that the dell guy got arrested and am stuck in a time warp where ninjas flip out and kill all the time.