Blood in my stool...

Question

Now that i have your attention, I'd like to try the gayest mixed drink possible, what would it be?

Answer 1

Milk and Kool aid w/ beer

Answer 2

Ask for a mixed drink called a b l o w j o b.

Answer 3

Go for a "Shirley Temple".

( ask for an alcoholic Shirley( otherwise you'll end up with ginger ale with a cherry in it).

g*y enough?.