Booze vs the trees?

Question

do you smoketh or drinketh?

Answer 1

I would like to be smokin. I drink because it's legal and easier to obtain, but I don't appreciate hangovers, calories, or being bloated. Trees are definately preferred.

Also, I appreciate the term trees. It seems as though I am the only one who uses it. When I use it people who should know what I'm talking about are confused.