Can anyone finish this joke...?

Question

In the movie "The Breakfast Club", John Bender tells this joke, but doesn't get to finish it:

"A naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 2-ft. salami under the other arm. She sets the poodle down on the bar. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The woman says....."

And that's it! Can you finish the joke? Have you heard it before?

Answer 1

There isn't an ending.......

Answer 2

Haha I wish I knew it sounds funny

Answer 3

He doesn't finish the joke in the movie, but some fans have submitted their answers here:

http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/re...

Answer 4

There ain't none, it's just a stupid joke.

Answer 5

"the woman says of course i want a drink,i've been carrying this sausage dog all day".

Answer 6

"I'll have a drink for the poodle, and a loaf of bread for me please...!

Oh, and a little sausage for afters...!"

Answer 7

not me

Answer 8

According to one website, there is no punchline:

"What IS the punchline to the joke?

It was recently revealed in Premiere Magazine that there was no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, 'I made the joke up. My line when I fall into the room is, 'I forgot my pencil,' so we were trying to work backward from that, but what joke would have that punchline?' "

Answer 9

"Ha ha ha"

Answer 10

ad libbed, not a real joke, sorry

Answer 11

There is no punch line, it was improv.

John Hughes: There isn't one. That was the point.

Judd Nelson: I made the joke up. My line when I fall into the room is, "I forgot my pencil," so we were trying to work backward from that, but what joke would have that punchline?

Answer 12

the woman says:

"yes i will be needing a drink, please ejaculate in my mouth before i ram this salami up my box!"

Answer 13

hahahaha....

i cant........

its ridiculous...