Cannonball or Can opener?

Question

Which one cause more splash? And which direction should I be facing if I wanna get the lifeguard wet? Also, gimme some technique tips on how to maximize the splash...

Answer 1

My money is on the can opener. It will allow you more control over the direction of the splash.

You want the top of your head to point in the direction you want the splash to go, so you may need to twist a little to get into position. Make sure your extended foot doesn't go too deep -- you want to kind of slide into a sitting position, then extend your torso as you hit the water.

Good luck!