Chuck norris???????????

Question

did you know that chuck norris doesn't teabag he potato sacks?

Answer 1

WHO IS CHICK NORRIS????

Answer 2

Did you know that every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris?

Answer 3

lol, chuck norris grinds coffie beans with his teath and boils water with his rage. o, chuck norris can believe its not butter

Answer 4

Lame.

Answer 5

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.

Answer 6

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Answer 7

I would not enjoy either of those situations.They eyes of the ranger are upon you.

Answer 8

Chuck's tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries... ever.

Answer 9

that guys old

Answer 10

yes, and michael phelps actually won 8 silver medals in beijing, chuck norris just gave him the golds.

Answer 11

haha hes all that and i beat him down n stole his hat

Answer 12

Did you know if you say Chuck Norris 3 times he appears by your bed.

I dare you to do it.

i bet you won't.

Answer 13

Good one

Long live Chuck Norris!!!!!

Superman goes to bed wearing Chuck Norris pajamas

Answer 14

Thats so cool i never knew that!

Answer 15

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.  

Answer 16

Chuck Norris played Russia Rullet with a fully loaded gun by him self and won.

Answer 17

you say what!

Answer 18

lol!!!

Answer 19

cool  

Answer 20

Don't ever dis Chuck!

Answer 21

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Answer 22

Chuck Norris doesn't have doors in his house, just walls that he kicks through.