Collage party?

Question

ok. so i just moved into an apartment a while ago, and im throwing a party on friday night. i have get togeathers all the time were me and some friends sit around drinkin beer and playing wii. but i want to throw a good collage party. there will be sorority chicks that know what a good party is and i dont want them to think it sucks, i wont this to be the shizznit, off the chain....

i have like 3 cases of beer, a bottle of cpt morgain, bicardi 151, smirnoff vodka, jeckyl, and hyde. also i have cranberry juice and im getting the stuff to make jello shots and mabye margarita's. what else do i need?

Answer 1

Well.

You will need much more than 3 cases of beer if you want people to stay at your party.  Once the beer is gone, people leave.  You don't want people to leave.  If there's left over, then you can drink it the next day or another time.

I would buy some spritzers or whatever they call them for the girly ladies.  There's always a couple in the group that say I don't like beer and don't do shots.  Those are the ones that get naked.  

You will need Tequilla and Yagger for sure.  Some of the fella's that feel the need to show other fella's up will be doing it early and late.  

Some snacks.  Not food or dip.  Chips, pretzels, cheeze crackers.  Keep in mind that the chicks will want to eat and you don't want them to leave!  Dudes don't give a ****.  They'll eat taco shells.  If they leave, they are g*y.

Condoms.  Yip.  It always happens.  

Clean up the place.  Make it hospitable.  Keep the chicks there.  Clean the toilet.

You got a patio?  Go get some teaky torches.  Dart board

Two trash cans inside.  One outside.

Music.  Play something nutral.  Don't want to scare the ladies away with something too hard or too g*y.

TV:  Sports.  No sit coms, MTV reality BS, News, etc.  Sports.  If you play sports, the girls will start talking to each other and get a little bored and then start drinking more.  That's a good thing.  For the dudes, all dudes like sports.  

Taxi cab.  Write the number down now and put it on the fridge.  

Ibuprophen.  Leave it on the top of the microwave.

Neighbors.  Let then know you are having a few friends over and if it gets too loud then have them call your cell phone.  Better that way than to call the cops or them knocking on your door.  

Drink one for me.

Answer 2

Not being funny but you should just do more studying and less partying.  I mean look at your spelling.....COLLEGE and TOGETHERS

Answer 3

I have to agree with the 1st 2  posters...really...lay off the beer and try going to class once in awhile!

Answer 4

i agree with the guy that went to college for 7 years and didnt graduate but also get plenty of TOILET PAPER. Nothing is worse for girls than waiting in line to pee then having to drip dry!!!!

Answer 5

collage party?  is that like a scrapbooking party?  arts & crafts?  sound off the hook Bro.  Make sure you get some of those really wack pinking shears!