Contents of Hamilton's stolen bag?

Question

10 points to the funniest answer just for fun.

eg.

Wet wipes

Hand sanitizer

1 shaving kit

1 tube hemorrhoid cream, half empty

Ricky Martin biography with pictures

1 pair star shaped Elton John sunglasses

Hollyoaks season 1 and 2 dvd (borrowed from Kimi)

Titanic DVD (borrowed from Massa)

Jerry Maguire DVD (borrowed from RD)

Easy Spanish phrase book

1 receipt for repair work done on Porsche Carrera GT

Answer 1

1 - roll of certs breath mints (with tiny drop of retsin)

3 - glow sticks

1 - spice girls cd

1 - leather biker cap

1 - half used bottle astro glide

1 - pocket sized "back" massager

Answer 2

well here's my list

A used hankerchief

A nose hair trimmer

A "Freddo" chocolate bar

Car keys to a citroen 2CV

A fancy dress invitation

Michael Shumachers autobiography

I pod with nursery rhymes on it

A parking ticket

A "to do" list including hoover the missus car and mow lawn

hope you think it's funny Cheers...

Answer 3

Now that's a good question.

. £10 lidl gift voucher

. A king size kit kat

. F1 top trumps

. Autograph book, so he can find out some real celebrities

. Tub of vaseline

. and loo roll in case he gets caught short!

Answer 4

A year's supply of condoms.

"Racing F1 cars for Dummies" 2008 version.

A necklace with a heart-shaped pendant with a pic of Ron Dennis inside.

Kanye West's sunglasses (to actually make himself look cool)

Diapers to wear during each race.Including baby oil for his daddy to rub it on his little tushy.

A crack whip for Nicole to use on him during s*x. Also a face mask included.

Tissue paper for him to use when he cries to his daddy/ Uncle Ron when he doesn't get his way.

Insult dictionary which contains insults from all different languages so he can learn what the other drivers are saying about him in other languages.

Answer 5

Ron Dennis Book on 'How To Be A Perfect McLaren Driver '

Book on stupid poses to do when out on the town

Book -'How To Hypnotise James Allen'

Un-used condoms

Used condoms (McLaren condone recycling, see point 1)

Answer 6

After Shanghai and Interlagos last year, he should only need to pack one thing:

1) an instruction manual for the Heimlich Maneuver - How to Save Yourself From Choking  

Answer 7

kyle busch vodo doll, with pins

Answer 8

1 page of the highway code, crumpled, about braking distances.

A signed autograph of himself, better than a mirror ( his opinion)

Used cinema ticket for film wall-e apparently his new team mate for 2009 (heard it here 1st)

Large Greggs pie shop receipt ( oh wait that's mine!)

Answer 9

Some make up for himself

His dads garage repair bill

A framed photo of himself with Ron surrounded by stars and love hearts

A dvd of himself when he went on top gear

A list of songs for his girlfriend Ms Schrenzinger (spelling??) to sing starting with the words "Lewis and Ron sitting in a tree..." then "Mclaren wins another grandprix and we think were better than Ferrari..." (which in truth is balls they arent, if nothing else look at the stats)

Another Mclaren race suit because he loves to be seen in them

Tons of Hip-hop music from the likes of Pharell Williams - so much of it because no one else wants it

A mobile phone with speed dial set up in the following order -

0 - Abbey National (to tell them to keep paying him loads for the adverts)

1- Dad

2 - Brothers

3 - Ron

4 - Martin Whitmarsh

5 - Bernie

6 - James Allen

7 - Pharell Williams

8 - Norbert Haug

9 - ITV (to keep telling them not to interview him)

Numerous letters from Fernando Alonso telling him how dumb he is for pressing neutral during the Interlagos 2007 race

French driving law book

Answer 10

Studioline from Loreal Styling Gel for his hair

Grey Goose Vodka (sent by KR after Brazillian grand prix)

1 mobile phone with text messages from the other pussycat dolls (hope Nicole doesn't see this)

A copy of The Highway Code (1. Stop at red lights)

Post-it note off Jean Todt with 'Your not gonna get us' written on it

Valentines Card with from ??? (secretly from James Allen)

A laptop with an email draft to Heikki saying 'you dare overtake me, i'll get you fired'

1 voodoo doll in Renault racing suit with ripped off head

Keeping your head for dummies (written by KR)

Dido Album (off FM or course)

EDIT (To f1 angel): He really only needs a finnish insults book, so he knows what Heikkis saying to Kimi.

http://byfiles.storage.live.com/y1pDvUqk...

Answer 11

The drawings of the Ferrari F2007.

And some printed e-mails from Pedro de La Rosa

Possibly some Chinese gravel.

I know I am being rude.

Answer 12

Nicole's candid video with R. Kelly

Answer 13

Troll doll

Tampax

Half eaten Curly Wurly

Answer 14

.

1 Swiss Army Knife

2 French speeding tickets

1 Extremely detailed explanation on how to walk on his own from his dad....on tear-stained paper.

1 Puncture repair kit

1 Credit Suisse account opening form

1 Packet Ribbed Condoms for more traction in the wet....more detailed instructions from his father

Love the question GATORADE

.

Answer 15

Large check book

Answer 16

OMG Gatorade.... let's see

PCD's CDs- so he can sing along

Picture of him and Nicole at a GP or something

Extra large sunshades- incase people recognize him

Some marker pens in case fans ask for autographs

Some pictures of himself in case fans ask for autographs

A Fernando Alonso lookalike doll- for when he gets angry

Some bling bling to look cool

Facial set- cream, washing gel etc

Voice recorder to practise interviews

Answer 17

toycars

shaving kit (to use on his head)

abbey credit card

brick phone

photo album of bald people

receipts for relaint robin,mercedes gl,maclaren f1

carbon fibre undies

highway code

advice on driving from his dad

stolen spanish currency from alonso

alonsos car keys (to renault clio sport, ferrari enzo, pagani zonda, koeinggggggggggggggseg ccxr and carrera gt)

carbon fibre clothes catouloge

drivin licence with one point left on it

Answer 18

Sideburn trimmer

Company car keys (to a Smart car)

Electronic tag (So McLaren can keep track of him in case he's needed for some stupid PR event)

Pussycat Dolls CD and lyrics (so he can pretend to like them :P)

Voodoo doll shaped like Fernando Alonso (with several pins in it)

Answer 19

1 x "Bigheadedness For Dummies"

1 x "Men are From Mars, Alonso Is From Venus"

1 x Packet of Smarties

3 x Sky Remote Controls