Contrary to common belief?

Question

god created eve first,after a few daysgod goes to check on her. she told himshe was fine but didnt need 3breasts.fine god saysand removes the middle breastand threw it in the bushes. when he returned to check on eve a few days later,eve says shes lonely and would love a partner,no problem says god,he went into the bushes got the useless t*t and made it into a man.!

Answer 1

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ok...

Answer 2

sad

Answer 3

Heard it before.

Not having a go at you, but I'm a Christian and I appreciate the joke.  Can't work out why people have to let you know that God made Adam first.

Answer 4

i think ull find god created adam first

Answer 5

posted this one weeks ago

Answer 6

lol.........knew we should believe the Bibles version that Adam was created first....who would do something that stupid!

Answer 7

haha well that would explain why men are such b***s! haha