Cool paradoxical quotes?

Question

hey im looking for some witty paradoxical quotes.

like Bob Dylan's "Well, the future for me is already a thing of the past"

Answer 1

To blow and swallow at the same moment is not easy - second-century thinker Plautus

I am deeply superficial - Ava Gardner

I am not sincere, even when I say I'm not. - Jules Renard

There's always a right and a wrong way, and the wrong way always seems more reasonable. - George Moore

Life's too important to be taken seriously - George Bernard Shaw

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. - Yogi Berra

The more things change, the more they stay the same. - Alphonse Karr

There's a book out - Oxymoronica: Paradoxical Wit and Wisdom from History's Greatest Wordsmiths - might have what you are looking for in it .