Creativity?

Question

Winner is person who can best finish this story,

As I walked down the street I noticed that an old lady was driving a car

Answer 1

She had the hottest looking guy snuggled up to her! "Wow, I thought "How did she manage to snag that guy"? They stopped at the red light & I heard him say to her before he kissed her check, "Thanks Grandma!  I really appreciate the ride"!

Answer 2

with hydraulics. She was bumpin' down the road, listening to Snoop Dog, with a pair of black fuzzy dice just bouncing back and forth in the rear view mirror.

Answer 3

dio machine with a couple gym trainers chasing after her yelling "you're not supposed to do that!" needless to say she had a "Livestrong" bracelet on each wrist.