Did i do wrong??????

Question

Last night in a local hotel i bumped into this chicks b***s as we passed each other.I looked at her and said if her heart is as soft as her bosum she will forgive me.Quick as a flash she replied if my c**k was as hard as my elbow she will be in room ten.My question is should i have a trip to the std clinic.

Answer 1

you might aswell go to emmerdale, the gf tells me theres crabs going about there, bloody soaps...

3 old women on a park bench, Guy walks up to them, opens his duffel coat to reveal hes naked and that he got a Hardon,

first old woman has a stroke

Second old woman has a stroke

Third old woman cries because her arms arent long enough

its ok, im leaving now.........

Answer 2

aw naw was that u daing aw that screaming.i was in room 11.ffs u didnae last long

Answer 3

no her b***s are hhuge

Answer 4

Enjoy it while it lasts

Answer 5

so you went to room 10 eh?

who were you with in the hotel to start with?...