Didn't do home work.?

Question

Tell me 5 *CRAZY* reasons why i didn't do my homework and they gotta be goodly like silly. Stupid.Funny.

Answer 1

1. i did it but it was so perfect! i'm having it framed!

2. i gave it to some poor kid who didn't have any!

3. my parents made me go out with friends and wouldnt let me come home until after midnight!

4. there werent any commercials on the channel i was watching

5.i wrote it in the invisible ink i developed for my science homework.

*6. my bird needed new carpeting. i can bring it tomorrow if you want :]

haha ok hope u like them!  :]

Answer 2

1) Well, I would have done it, but the aliens that took me wouldn't let me bring my books with me!

2) Sorry, but I shrunk myself with a magical shrink ray and couldn't pick up the pencil.

3) (Hand in blank paper) Here it is, but there's a catch! You have to do a spell to get the ink to appear!

4) I developed a sudden allergy to the graphite in pencils. You understand.....

5) My grandmother told me that when she was a kid, they never gave out homework because the time at home was for chores....so I did a bunch of chores instead.....!

Answer 3

1. I did my homework but when I was finished and packing my bag my kid brother grabbed the paper and ate it all up.

2. I was so distracted by a UFO landing close to our house (or at least I thought it was a UFO).

3. I had to help my hamster giving birth.

4. I went swimming with my friends and didn't notice when the pool was closed down, so we had to spend all night in the swimming pool.

5. My mom spanked me, so I was unable to sit down and do my homework.

Answer 4

Hi!!!

1. Forgot the book

2. Forgot to do it

3. Didn't understand it

4. Went out with family and didn't have time

5. Felt sick of had a headache

6. The dog ate it!!! (old I know but it does actually happen!!)

And if all else fails just smile and say oops I must have forgotten to do it!!! Works every time!!! :D

Answer 5

" Last night when i was doing my homework, i was going to brush my teeth and when i squeezed the toothpaste bottle it came gushing everywhere, it took me all night to get it back into the tube. "

" i was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep."

"My parents lost the keys to my cage."

" Im afraid I cant tell you why i didnt do my homework, the government has sworn me to secrecy."

" I invented a time machine that took me forward to my college graduation. I saw that i will graduate magna *** laude, so i thought i could take things easy from here on out."

Answer 6

Alien abducted you, dog attacked you just to steal it, friend stole it and turned it in for himself?????????????

Answer 7

1.I threw up last night

2. I forgot my book in my locker

3.My mom had her baby last night

4.I got a shot and was to weak to write

5.My mom threw it away when she was cleaning my binder out