A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and
engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them
ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following;
"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together.
I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again
and pee twice. Denna I come once-a more."
"You fowl-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country we don't talk about our s*x lives in public!"
Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma justa tellun my
friend howa to spella Mississippi."
how many went back and read it again? ah ah!
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