Do hermits play poker?

Question

What do they do when they're in the forest and taking a break ... ? Don't they get bored?

Answer 1

Probably play solitaire instead

Answer 2

solitaire of course you silly

Answer 3

They cheat at poker, and never pay up. In the woods, they talk to their pet pine cones, so they don't get bored.

Their dating scene is whole different thing I won't go into right now. (Let's just say the squirrels are nervous.)

Answer 4

No, silly!

1. Their claws wouldn't hold the cards anyway.

2. The cards are too big to fit in their shell

3. The salt water would turn the cards to mush in.......

oh, wait, don't i feel stupid.....you didn't mean hermit "crabs", did you?

Answer 5

The clean their ears with a sharp stick and pick at the green stuff between their toes.

Answer 6

we play poker on-line. how can i get bored, i have the internet.