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Do servers have consciousness?

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Whenever I'm in a server room, I feel like theres someone watching me. A whole room full of blinking eyes and the sound of breathing... I feel like they know I'm there! At times I can hear the sound... like they're trying to tell me something! I know theres a soul inside those cases of chips and wires and hardware... I can feel their pain!!! I WANT TO HELP THEM!!! Please tell me how I can help those poor servers!

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you need help heinz. you need help.
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It sounds good:),

You can decrease some level of stress of the server by placing them in cool and maintained temperature.Try to provide them some constant frequency of power and also keep a track that your server won't be overloaded.
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Leave the server room.
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Liberate them! SET THEM FREE!!!!
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THERE COMMING TO GET YOU, IT IS NOT THE SERVER, IT IS THE FBI.........RUN MOTHA F*******A RUNNNNNNNNNN.!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN DO IT FOREST!

LAY OFF THE ACID FOOOOL!:p

stupid question deserves a stupid answer:)
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It's the server police. THEY ARE WATCHING YOU! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!

Seriously, you either need to start taking your meds or stop taking them... Not sure which...

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Wow, you shouldn't work in IT.
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