Do you know any wierd sayings?

Question

ducks in a row, like c**p from a goose, my stars and garters...

Answer 1

beLIEve

kinda like dont believe something when someone tells your something,

Answer 2

"I'm not weird, I'm different."

In response to friends who would like at me as if I sprouted a second head.

Answer 3

'nobody is perfect, therefore, I am nobody.'

Answer 4

My sister had this saying that she, and we, used to say in school..."You bet your bell-bottom, Brady Bunch trousers"

In other words YES.

Answer 5

"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy"  Albert Einstien, 1934, Munich.

Answer 6

Git R' Done

Answer 7

gutz 4 garters

Answer 8

Its like feeding oats to a dead horse.

Handsome is as handsome does.

and the all time famous one. Why buy the cow, when the milk is free.

Uglier than a mud fence in a rain storm

so buck toothed he/she could eat corn through a picket fence

so bow legged they walked like they had a pig between their legs.